- Class is too quiet
- Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
“The Etiquette Lesson: There are things we all should and should not do. Save lives versus taking them, preserve evidence as opposed to destroying it… well, you get the idea. And now, lessons in politeness and appropriateness from Captain America and Deadpool…” - Baby’s First Deadpool Book.
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I love how comforting Wheatley is when he has to inform you that you did, in fact, just jump.
“If you don’t know about Tumblr then you are not supposed to know about Tumblr. Its like fight club.”
—
John Green
(Source: chronic-nostalgia)
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mr gregg how are you so precious
There are some assignments Agent Coulson doesn’t like talking about.
Agent Coulson is wearing a showgirl hat.
Your argument is invalid.
AAAAGGGEEEENNNNNNNTTTTTTTT!
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the difference between DC & Marvel
- Bruce Wayne: Secret identities are important - it protects who you are and the ones you love.
- Tony Stark: YOLO
The animators for the Dinosaurs in Jurassic Park practicing their dinosaur runs
Perfection. I have found it.
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